conundrum.

so here's the deal...

come august, I'm going here:

 but unfortunately, i've been doing a lot of this...

so in order to look like this...

i need to be doing a lot more of this....

 oh boy, keep me in your prayers.

when life hands you lemons...

You Cleanse.

So this delicious "New York Diet" that I've been on has really

taken a toll on not only my scale but also my health, so I decided to try something new.

The Master Cleanse.

It's quite simple actually. Just drink lemon juice, cayenne pepper, 

and maple syrup at least 6 times a day, every day. 

Oh, and don't forget your quart of salt water in the morning.

Yuck, right? It is. It's so bad. I'm only in one day, but I'm sticking 

with it. I even discovered that adding ice and making a spicy lemonade 

smoothie is quite delicious. 

I'll let you know how I do. 

But feel free to cross your fingers for me. *and toes*